Radio speaks volumes.
I love riding the rails. So when given the opportunity to promote the benefits of first-class train travel, let’s just say I was all-aboard. That goes for fresh fast food, too.
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Airplane is gloomy, depressed, pessimistic and insecure; Eeyore-like. Acela® is strong, confident, fearless and sympathetic; everyone wants to be him.
Airplane: Hey, Acela®.
Acela: Hey, Airplane. Why so blue?
Airplane: Waited on the tarmac for hours. You know how that feels?
Acela: No, buddy. I’m an express.
Airplane: No wonder business travelers love you.
Acela: And sports fans too. They ride with me to away games.
Airplane: You take them to the heart of the city. Me? An airport. Why couldn’t I have been a train.
Acela: Aw, c’mon. Keep a stiff upper wing.
VO: Take Acela Express® on your next trip. It’s the only way to travel in the northeast. With downtown-to-downtown service, a café, and outlets at every seat, you can sit back, send emails, check scores, or simply enjoy the ride.
TAG: 15 daily departures between DC and New York. Book your trip today at Amtrak.com
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Airplane is gloomy, depressed, pessimistic and insecure; Eeyore-like. Acela® is strong, confident, fearless and sympathetic; everyone wants to be him.
Acela: Hey Airplane, what’s wrong buddy?
Airplane: Passengers would rather ride with you, Acela®.
Acela: Aw. You don’t know that.
Airplane: Do you charge for extra legroom?
Acela: No
Airplane: Do you have bag fees?
Acela: No
Airplane: Airport hassles?
Acela: No.
Airplane: Even I’d rather ride with you.
VO: Take Acela Express® on your next trip. It’s the only way to travel in the northeast. With downtown-to-downtown service, a café, and outlets at every seat, you can sit back, send emails, check scores, or simply enjoy the ride.
TAG: 15 daily departures between DC and New York. Book your trip today at Amtrak.com.
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Car is frustrated, has hang ups and suffers from road rage. Acela® is strong, confident, fearless and sympathetic; everyone wants to be him.
Acela: Hey Car. What’s going on?
Car: Eh, things you wouldn’t know about, Acela®.
Acela: Like?
Car: High gas prices. Constant traffic. 10-mile delays. Ya know?
Acela: Really takes a toll on you, huh.
Car: Toll? You makin’ fun of me now?
Acela: Of course not.
Car: Then don’t say the toll word again.
Acela: Relax, buddy. You’re starting to overheat.
VO: Take Acela Express® on your next trip. It’s the only way to travel in the northeast. With downtown-to-downtown service, a café, and outlets at every seat, you can sit back, send emails, check scores, or simply enjoy the ride.
TAG: 15 daily departures between DC and New York. Book your trip today at Amtrak.com.
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“Woeful Number Two”
Open on Number Two, a man dressed in a foam costume sitting on a bench at the park feeding the pigeons. Numbers Four and Zero walk up.
FOUR: What’s wrong?
TWO: Three. That’s what’s wrong. Ever since the 3 for Me menu from SUBWAY® Restaurants took off, I can’t get a job in this town. And it’s all because of Three. I feel like a nobody.
ZERO: Um, hello? I’m a Zero!
Cut to food footage.
VO: Come in to SUBWAY® Restaurants for the new 3 for Me menu. It’s three fresh choices for $3.00 every day. Try the six-inch Honey Mustard Ham Melt or the BLT with Avocado or try the spicy Chipotle Chicken and Cheese. With three fresh mouth-watering subs made just the way you like, the best things in life are three. 3 for Me, $3 every day, only at SUBWAY® Restaurants.
Cut to the Numbers in the park.
TWO: Did you hear he’s dating a Ten?
SUPER: For a limited time only at participating SUBWAY® Restaurants. ©2012 Doctor’s Associates Inc. SUBWAY® is a registered trademark of Doctor’s Associates Inc.
SUPER: SUBWAY. EAT FRESH® logo.
